Heather Hill – mum of five (not the band) is one of a rare kind; the rare kind being a member of the O negative blood group, pitch perfect (therefore unable to fully enjoy the atonal drones of Scotland’s bagpipes) and one of the 0.5% of females that is ever-so-slightly colour blind. She is known to have been prevented from leaving the house with blue eyebrows on at least one occasion.
AUTHOR OF THE SHARP-WITTED, EMPOWERING ROMP, ‘THE NEW MRS D’, ‘I HATE THAT YOU BLOODY LEFT ME and THE ADVICE BUCKET
She’s an English woman living in Scotland with her Glaswegian husband, which means she always misses the end of Braveheart repeats; choosing to sneak quietly off to bed while England are still winning.
She used to fix computers for a living. Now she kicks them with annoying regularity, for the loathing of the typo and the love of comedy writing.
Got a burning question? Drink lots of cranberry juice….
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