Love To My Kids – When Are You Leaving Home Again?

Tweeted by me last night: "I don't know.. can't a woman walk round her own house in her underwear without her kids begging her to get them a psychiatrist?" A lot of my tweets are tongue in cheek and many are based on some version of true goings on in our bustling household.  On this …

The Day The World Ended

The beginning of the end of the world came and went yesterday starting with punishments from hell, including fire and brimstone raining down on me and an earth shattering BOOM!  It's good to have Mother and her humungous, oh-my-God-how-long-is-she-here-for suitcase staying over again... Sorry Mother - I jest of course 😀 Some people were expecting …

Pro’cats’ination

On sunny days I like to sit in the conservatory and write because it's peaceful and prevents distractions from the internet.  But then, two things are guaranteed to happen. Firstly, sensing my presence with uncanny insight, 'That Cooking Fat' jumps onto the windowsill from outside to let me know she wants to come in. "Miaow!" …

The Blog That Isn’t a Blog

Yes, my title is a tribute to Peter Kay, who had me rolling and laughing at the SECC last month.  Thanks Peter; I rocked! So, if you're like me you peer at blogs for a total of ten seconds then move on to surfing the net for gag inspiring material.  And I don't mean trying …